Flight Of The Conchords Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor - the flight of the conchords mp3

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!

Jemaine
Going to the party
Sippin' a Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami

Bret
Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-ho ratio
5 to 1 is a "brodeo"
Tell Steve and Mike its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks!

Dave
Too many dudes with too many dicks
Too close to my shit, too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds, more broads, less rods
I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods

Jemaine
Too many men, too many boys
Too many misters, not enough sisters
Too much time on too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Jemaine
Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song